Excerpted from the Indianapolis Herald Tribune:

The Indianapolis offensive line has had enough of quarterback Peyton Manning’s shouting and pointing at the line of scrimmage.

Ryan Diem, offensive tackle for the Colts, had this to say:

“If he would just call an audible, that would be fine.  But instead he’s just pointing out the obvious.”

“It’s, like, really, Peyton? You don’t think that we see that hulking linebacker behind the defensive tackle?”

“Really? You think we’re just going to let him waltz on through?”

“Really?”

“But, of course you can’t say anything or he’ll look hurt and give you the Peyton manning face.”

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“Mitch, throw the rock!”

Manning often gives these same facial expressions when he’s on the sideline after having thrown and interception.

Unfortunately, there’s no reference to caulking the wagons.

“Ferry?  I’m not paying for some stinking ferry.  Caulk the wagons, kids.  You do know how to swim, right?”

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