Excerpted from the Seattle Galosh Inquisitor:

Freelance tech reporter Marco Wormwicker could hardly contain his excitement at the prospect of seeing a new and improved “blue screen of death” twice maybe three times a month.

“It’s fantastic,” said Wormwicker, “Absolutely fantastic. Instead of your run of the mill, drab blue background, Microsoft finally called in some designers and UI experts to really crank it to 11.”

“It’s got everything: A gradient background and not one, but two little paperclip, Office Assistants to temper your frustration and be pleasantly unhelpful.”

“I didn’t ever think that I’d actually be looking forward to the 2, 3, sometimes 10 times a month when my Windows laptop crunks and hits me with a blue screen of death, but that day is here.”

“Thank you, Bill Gates.”

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This week’s winner of the Spam Email Title of the Week was sent to us by someone who simply goes by Blomi. (Ed. Clever, no?)

Ahhh.  So, it didn’t have anything to do with the boxcutter wielding terrorists?  It was simply a matter of 3 airplanes simultaneously getting the Microsoft Windows blue screen of death.

It all makes so much sense now.