Or, “What’s waiting behind aisle #2?”
What stops an old guy from putting on his Fruit of the Looms in a gym locker room? Too much my friends, far too much. How many times do I have to walk into my local fitness club and witness senior porn?
Putting on their socks…in the nude.
Checking phone messages…nuderama.
Going for an additional head and groin towel-off…Old McNudald.
Big arm stretch and waist twist…Bachman-Nuder Overdrive.