http://bloodylot.com Thu, 21 Jan 2010 04:53:52 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en http://bloodylot.com/2010/01/21/hunter-s-thompsons-choose-your-own-adventure-bat-country http://bloodylot.com/2010/01/20/old-timey-baseball-conan Excerpted from the Manhattan Spectrum: Donna Duggerskull, drive-through window employee at a Wendy's in Brooklyn, says she can always tell when it's James Earl Jones ordering. "Without a doubt.  His voice is so unique that when it bellows through the headset asking for a frosty or large fries I know that it's ... http://bloodylot.com/2010/01/13/drive-through-lady-can-tell-when-it%e2%80%99s-james-earl-jones-ordering The best items of the week: Macedonia Commits 2 Extra Troops to Afghanistan - Daily Fortnight New Device Desirable, Old Device Undesirable - Onion England Handed Relatively Easy World Cup Group to Struggle Through - Daily Fortnight Last Minute Of Man's Sexual Prime Expires During Routine Visit To Dry Cleaner - Onion Senator Chuck Grassley ... http://bloodylot.com/2009/12/11/weekly-funnies-11 Excerpted from the Baltimore Dispatch: Marcus Duggerskull, head of the Baltimore Chapter of the Washington Generals Fan Club, waved the 5,000 signature petition he gathered calling for the resignation or firing of the Washington Generals GM. He and several other members of the fan club arrived at the front door ... http://bloodylot.com/2009/12/10/fans-call-for-sacking-of-washington-generals-gm http://bloodylot.com/2009/12/09/bears-playing-hockey I posted a link to this in last week's Weekly Funnies, but thought it merited its own post. Zombie Reagan Raised From Grave To Lead GOP http://bloodylot.com/2009/12/07/zombie-reagan The best items of the week: Obama to Send 30,000 Call of Duty Players to Afghanistan - Enduring Vision Obama Tells Nation He's Going Out For Cigarettes - Onion Early Golfers Cite Baggy Pants, Floppy Hats for Marital Fidelity - History Bluff Gunman Thought Coworkers Would Be Back From Lunch By Now - Onion Shared ... http://bloodylot.com/2009/12/04/weekly-funnies-10 http://bloodylot.com/2009/12/04/picassos-guernica-in-3d This would be a lot cuter if I didn't just lose a lot of cash wagering on the toddler http://bloodylot.com/2009/12/03/man-vs-toddler