Geddy Lee’s Children Just Not That Into Rush

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Excerpted from the Canton Intelligencer:

An anonymous source close to Lee’s children noted that they didn’t listen to Rush very often.

“It’s not that they think it’s bad… I guess, they just feel that there are better listening options at this point,” remarked the man.

“Wait, I forgot about Tom Sawyer.  They actually really, really, really hate the Tom Sawyer song.”

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Sep 04, 2009
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Lebron James & Rest of Cavs Teammates Have Awkward End of Year Banquet

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Excerpted from the Canton Intelligencer:

Sources present at the Cavaliers End of the Year Banquet said that it was an uncomfortable experience.

“My wife and I left as soon as we could,” remarked an employee in Cleveland’s front office, who wished to remain anonymous.

“When one of his teammates would walk up to receive their award, Lebron would alternate between long, slow claps and vigorous clapping.”

“It was pretty obvious he was still steamed by their lack of support during the Orlando series.”

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Jul 29, 2009
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