This week’s winner of the Spam Email Title of the Week was sent to me by me, according to my email client.

I enjoyed this email, because it seemed like this email spammer was caught between two thoughts. Should I try and sell my tantric pilates tape or should I focus on my boner pills? You can almost hear him swearing to himself after he sent the email and then realized what the header was.

This week’s winner of the Spam Email Title of the Week was sent to us by Wendy Neff.

Sure the watch looked cheap. And, though you could barely make out “Rolex” over the rust and peeling stickers, it did, in fact, say “Rolex.”

My mind said no, but my heart said yes.

This week’s winner of the Spam Email Title of the Week was sent to us by Niesha Collini.

Neisha Collini: Man, I am totally out of spam email ideas.  I can’t, for the life of me, even conceive of writing another male enhancement scam email.

2nd Nigerian Scammer: Jeez, I know.  But there’s got to be some demographic we haven’t hit up yet.

“I’ve got it.  How about French National Team, Real Madrid, and Juventus soccer fans.”

“Brilliant, but what’s the angle?”

“The death of Zinedine Zidane!

“Brilliant!”

“Brilliant!”

This week’s winner of the Spam Email Title of the Week was sent to us by Fredia Lathem.

Sorry, Fredia, I didn’t get your email until today.  Hope you got home okay.

This week’s winner of the Spam Email Title of the Week was sent to us by someone who simply goes by Blomi. (Ed. Clever, no?)

Ahhh.  So, it didn’t have anything to do with the boxcutter wielding terrorists?  It was simply a matter of 3 airplanes simultaneously getting the Microsoft Windows blue screen of death.

It all makes so much sense now.

This week’s winner of the Spam Email Title of the Week was sent to us by someone named Harvey Marsh.

Bravo.  Premium word selection, probable Nigerian dude.