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Good memories. I distinctly remember laughing when Resident Evil dropped the Master of Unlocking line (number 50 in the list).
Another great one is number 3 where they apparently hired a stuttering Barney Frank to do the Mega Man game.
So, now you know.
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There’s got to be game footage of this somewhere. C’mon MLB, cough it up.
The best items of the week:
U.S. Government suspends search for Bin Laden to focus on Carmen Sandiego – Daily Blank
Burger King, Dairy Queen Pay Royal Visit to Local Man’s Digestive System – Daily Fortnight
Kris Kross Reunites as Wendy’s Employees – Smooth Operator
Obese Pugilist Discriminated Against; Only Given 10 Seconds to Get Back Up – History Bluff
Vatican: New Shroud of Turin Best Yet – Glossy News
Increasingly Horrified Man Listens To Self Explain What He Does For A Living – The Onion
1999 Collaboration Between Carlos Santana, Rob Thomas Somehow Standing Test Of Time – The Onion
Congressman Boehner’s Terror Alert Skin Set Back To Orange – The Onion
Some Tea Baggers Caught Steeping, Not Protesting – Wear Your Cape
Excerpted from the Dallas Wildcatter:
George W. Bush Presidential Library librarian Mona Wormwicker expressed surprise that she hadn’t met the former president yet.
“It’s not a huge deal, I guess, but I really thought I’d have seen him by now. We’ve had probably a hundred meetings dealing with the architectural plans and he and Laura’s ‘vision’ for the edifice, but W hasn’t dropped in once.”
“I was in from the ground floor for George H.W. Bush’s library in Houston and he was all over the place there … bringing us coffee and sandwiches, measuring girders, hand delivering old volumes of congressional drafts and executive orders from the 19th century…”
“I guess the apple fell pretty far from the tree with this one…”
