Unattended Children

Touche.

Touche.

The best items of the week:
Cheneys Slam Obama for Turkey Pardon, Urge Military Tribunal for Gobbler – Satirical Political Report
Pittsburgh School District Leads Nation In Ability To Spell ‘Roethlisberger’ – Onion
President Obama Advises Troops Not to Fill Up on Turkey – Underneath Politics
26-Year-Old To See Every Asshole He Ever Went To High School With On Night Before Thanksgiving – Onion
Americans Shocked To Remember That Gay Singer Adam Lambert Is Gay – Enduring Vision
Bengals’ Uniforms No Longer Look Stupid Now That Team Is Good – Onion
I’m only objection is that there’s no bumper on which to put my Save the Whales sticker.
I only include this, because I actually witnessed this while coming home from a Wolfmother concert in SLC. Hooray, me.

The best items of the week:
Area Man Realizes He Can Just Smoke Weed Instead – Enduring Vision
Palin Accidentally Burns Her Own Book – The Skunk
Survey: Modern Women Rank ‘Having A Big Box of Random Cables’ a Must-Have in a Man – Tech Chuff
Report: Fiber Optics Not A Real Thing – The Onion
Greyhound Now Offering Direct Service From Kansas To L.A. Porn Director’s Driveway – The Onion
Area Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Constitution To Be – The Onion
NSFW – Language