The best items of the week:

After Ravaging Samoa, Tsunami Gets Destroyed By Troy Polamalu – Enduring Vision

GOP Seeks to ‘Eliminate’ the Public Option for Restrooms – Satirical Political Report

Weird Kid Types Grammatically Coherent YouTube Comment – Daily Fortnight

Father Dies Copying DVD to Floppy Disks. Unhelpful Son Jailed – Tech Chuff

Anti-Suffragist Ann Coulter Promises to Stay Home and Shut Up – Wear Your Cape

Obama Vows Xmas Gift Sanctions If Iran Keeps Nukes – CAP News