In the calm before the storm of March Madness…during the dog-days of the NBA season…and probably even sometime during the 10-month NHL season…betwixt the NFL and MLB…before they tee it up at The Masters…we can all fall back on that ol’ perennial favorite — yes, you guessed it, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog reruns.

Deadspin has more on his Williams’ wife’s divorce filing.

She alleges that he faked having stomach cancer. Anyone else picture him telling her this while eating a cheeseburger like Royal Tenenbaum?

“Royal O’Reilly Tenenbaum (1932-2001)

Died Tragically Rescuing His Family From The Remains Of A Destroyed Sinking Battleship”

Fantastic. I’ve always had a soft spot in my heart for the Altoona Quarrymen, too.