In the calm before the storm of March Madness…during the dog-days of the NBA season…and probably even sometime during the 10-month NHL season…betwixt the NFL and MLB…before they tee it up at The Masters…we can all fall back on that ol’ perennial favorite — yes, you guessed it, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog reruns.
She alleges that he faked having stomach cancer. Anyone else picture him telling her this while eating a cheeseburger like Royal Tenenbaum?
“Royal O’Reilly Tenenbaum (1932-2001)
Died Tragically Rescuing His Family From The Remains Of A Destroyed Sinking Battleship”
Fantastic. I’ve always had a soft spot in my heart for the Altoona Quarrymen, too.