Jan 21, 2010
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Drive-through Lady Can Tell When It’s James Earl Jones Ordering

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Excerpted from the Manhattan Spectrum:

Donna Duggerskull, drive-through window employee at a Wendy’s in Brooklyn, says she can always tell when it’s James Earl Jones ordering.

“Without a doubt.  His voice is so unique that when it bellows through the headset asking for a frosty or large fries I know that it’s him.  I’m a big fan of Star Wars and Field of Dreams and I watched a lot of CNN, so yeah, I can tell its him every time.”

“He’s a good sport, too.  We always ask him to say lines from his movies, like ‘Luke, I’m your father’ and ‘This is CNN,’ and he hasn’t let us down yet.”

“He was even nice enough to autograph my work visor.”

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Dec 11, 2009
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Fans Call for Sacking of Washington Generals GM

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Excerpted from the Baltimore Dispatch:

Marcus Duggerskull, head of the Baltimore Chapter of the Washington Generals Fan Club, waved the 5,000 signature petition he gathered calling for the resignation or firing of the Washington Generals GM. He and several other members of the fan club arrived at the front door of the basketball franchise’s administrative headquarters to hand deliver the petition.

“His track record is appalling,” Duggerskull said to the gathered media, “He has to go.”

“Did you know that since 1953 he’s overseen only six General victories and, get this, over 13,000 losses to the Harlem Globetrotters and others. Why not just hire Matt Millen after his stint in Detroit? At least his teams won more than .046% of the time.”

“This is an outrage and as hard-core fans we’re not going to stand by and be quiet any longer.”

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Dec 10, 2009
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Bears Playing Hockey

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Dec 09, 2009
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Zombie Reagan

I posted a link to this in last week’s Weekly Funnies, but thought it merited its own post.


Zombie Reagan Raised From Grave To Lead GOP

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Dec 07, 2009
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Dec 04, 2009
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Dec 04, 2009
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Man vs. Toddler

This would be a lot cuter if I didn’t just lose a lot of cash wagering on the toddler

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Dec 03, 2009
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